Love letter from a software prof... web design and hosting

Love letter of a software prof...

Hi good morning Sweetheart,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local
train platform and realized that you are the only site
I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely;
this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which
never produces an executable code and hence is
useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all
your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and
gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes
processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my
program modules are running smoothly and giving
expected results. /*which I never experienced
before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if
we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects &
libraries necessary for a human being to live an error
free life. Also don`t bother about the firewall which
may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking
capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our
marriage. I anticipate that nobody has already logged
in to your database so that my connect script will
fail. And it's all but certain that if this happened
to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly
interpret this letter properly and grant me all
privileges of your inbox. Error free..